Hey Upper East Siders.

You didn’t think I would miss the opportunity to dig up some dirt on all of you, right? Looks like we’re all locked up together. Thanks to our saintly St. James, Marie St. James we’re all here, ready to create and reveal scandals never heard on the Upper East Side itself. This is going to be one hell of a cruise. I hope you enjoy it. I know I will.

You know you love me,

xoxo

Gossip Girl