Having fun Upper East Siders? What kind of party would it be if I didn’t make a personal appearance, that’s right, I’m with you right now. But it wouldn’t be an important day without some secrets.
First congratulations to Little J and Basstard. We never expected the two of you winning Prom King and Queen. What would Baby Mama think of you now Little J, when you winning resulted in Queen B and Archie kissing outside Prom venue? Our Queen B needed comfort after she lost prom queen to her trusted lieutenant Little J. We thought Archie and Queen B were just friends, but did we hear Archie say “You will always be my queen”? What would Baby Mama make of this?
And we thought we heard enough of Little J. I just heard that she has got another problem: A little vice called alcohol. Yes that’s correct, our Princess has a drinking problem. Careful J, you’ll be the next one of our elite group in the Ostroff.
Prom, prom, prom. The best even to look for scandals.
You know you love me,
xoxo
Gossip Girl
