devilish-st-james:

youareneversafe:

devilish-st-james:

Ah, you wound me and my pride. I guess you must have liked it enough to install cameras to watch me later though? It’s okay, I’m addicting. You’re welcome to come back for round two. You must be hazy on the first time, to think it was “alright” come back and I’ll set the record straight for you.

 Sweetie, I came back for round 2 along time ago and wasn’t any better.

Well, that can’t be right, since I can count the number of girls I’ve slept with more than once on one hand. And none of them could be you. Rachel? Maybe you came back in the dark when Nate was there and got us confused.

 I have done Nate as well and trust me i couldn’t get confused. He was okay but you made him seem like the best i have ever had. Maybe he could show you some tips?