devilish-st-james:

youareneversafe:

devilish-st-james:

youareneversafe:

devilish-st-james:

Come to my place. Break all the rules.

 What makes you think I haven’t already? You really have no clue who I am do you?

That’s true, my pillow talk doesn’t usually include, ‘So tell me, are you the lovely lady who stalks me and my friends to post our actions online? Because not only are you sneaky, but you’re great in the sack!’

 Oh so you do remember me then? You were alright I guess but it wasn’t like you and baby mama’s wall sex now was it?

Ah, you wound me and my pride. I guess you must have liked it enough to install cameras to watch me later though? It’s okay, I’m addicting. You’re welcome to come back for round two. You must be hazy on the first time, to think it was “alright” come back and I’ll set the record straight for you.

 Sweetie, i came back for round 2 along time ago and wasn’t any better.