April 2011
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Hey Upper East Siders.
You didn’t think I would miss the opportunity to dig up some dirt on all of you, right? Looks like we’re all locked up together. Thanks to our saintly St. James, Marie St. James we’re all here, ready to create and reveal scandals never heard on the Upper East Side itself. This is going to be one hell of a cruise. I hope you enjoy it. I know I will. You know you love me, xoxo ...
Apr 28th
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"I feel his feelings may forever remain...
devilish-st-james: I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited. I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited. I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited. I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited. ‘Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry… Fuck it.’ Maybe I need to rename you, you might not be so bad after all.
Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: what are your ships gossip girl?
Apr 27th
Anonymous asked: Is there any hope for Jesse/GG?
Apr 27th
Anonymous asked: Do you have the hots for St. Badboy?
Apr 27th
No-one has questions for me? xoxo →
Apr 27th
Anonymous asked: Hey GG, did you get yours?

Ever wanted to get away? Needed some time for relaxation? Wanted to enjoy some cold drink by the beach and work on your tan? Well congratulations! You've been given an all-expenses paid two week cruise to the Caribbean from an anonymous donor! Pack your bags, the ship sails in two days time! Please print out the ticket below and we'll see you on...
Apr 27th
Another war, Upper East Siders?
According to my source, there is another war brewing between none other than our own Prom Queen J, and Harlot Queen B. Rumour has it they’re fighting over the fact B lost her crown to a Brooklynite, and the harsh words she exchanged with Baby Mama Gold Star, over the loss of her baby. Little tasteless, eh B? We heard Basstard refused to help B gather information about Little J for her....
Apr 27th
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Prom Wouldn't Be Fun Without Me
Having fun Upper East Siders? What kind of party would it be if I didn’t make a personal appearance, that’s right, I’m with you right now. But it wouldn’t be an important day without some secrets. First congratulations to Little J and Basstard. We never expected the two of you winning Prom King and Queen. What would Baby Mama think of you now Little J, when you winning...
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: What's new with the new girls, Sutton, Evan, and Coco?
Apr 19th
Anonymous asked: When were Jenny and Nate kissing today?
Apr 19th
Anonymous asked: I heard Little J slept with A
Apr 19th
Do you understand who I am, do you wanna know?: I... →
adoublezombierainbow: little-jh: adoublezombierainbow: adoublezombierainbow: rach-b-berry: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: scandalstartswithsutton: youareneversafe: By any chance did you bang your head 50 times on the way down? Oh wait you were always this dumb weren’t you? Britney doesn’t need your…  I am not stupid i can stand up for myself. No one is...
Apr 19th
Well Dancing Legs I Always Like A Fight.
Maybe I will have it in for you from now on. Should be fun? You know you love me XOXO Gossip Girl
Apr 19th
I Was Climbing A Tree...I Think I Missed Some...
little-jh: scandalstartswithsutton: youareneversafe: By any chance did you bang your head 50 times on the way down? Oh wait you were always this dumb weren’t you? Britney doesn’t need your sass. Yeah, LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE.  Since when has Brittany had back up bitches?
Apr 19th
St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Do you get off imagining Nate showing me sex tips? Please try and restrain yourself GG, not all of us have your voyeuristic tendencies.  Yes i do. Oh come on St.Badboy i am sure you like alittle bit of that stuff. Well even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. That would be a HUGE mistake, for...
Apr 19th
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I Was Climbing A Tree...I Think I Missed Some...
By any chance did you bang your head 50 times on the way down? Oh wait you were always this dumb weren’t you?
Apr 19th
St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Do you get off imagining Nate showing me sex tips? Please try and restrain yourself GG, not all of us have your voyeuristic tendencies.  Yes i do. Oh come on St.Badboy i am sure you like alittle bit of that stuff. Well even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you. That would be a HUGE mistake, for certain.  I thought we could share this...
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Ah, you wound me and my pride. I guess you must have liked it enough to install cameras to watch me later though? It’s okay, I’m addicting. You’re welcome to come back for round two. You must be hazy on the first time, to think it was “alright” come back and I’ll set the record straight for you. ...
Apr 19th
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I thought Gossip Girl was supposed to be...
imthesunshinebarbie: youareneversafe: I had to keep it interesting. Can you keep it quiet and leave us alone?   No sweetie i am sorry.
Apr 19th
Anonymous asked: Who do you think everyone is going to Prom with?
Apr 19th
I thought Gossip Girl was supposed to be...
I had to keep it interesting.
Apr 19th
Gossip Girl Here: Archibald, the second my hand... →
little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe. For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night Fuck off GG. Saying I love… Awkward how? He’s the one with a new...
Apr 19th
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Gossip Girl Here: Archibald, the second my hand... →
little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe. For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night Fuck off GG. Saying I love… Awkward how? He’s the one with a new girlfriend  Awkward because you...
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Ah, you wound me and my pride. I guess you must have liked it enough to install cameras to watch me later though? It’s okay, I’m addicting. You’re welcome to come back for round two. You must be hazy on the first time, to think it was “alright” come back and I’ll set the record straight for you.  Sweetie, I came back for round 2 along...
Apr 19th
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Gossip Girl Here: Archibald, the second my hand... →
little-jh: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe. For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night Fuck off GG. Saying I love… Awkward how? He’s the one with a new girlfriend  Awkward because you are madly in love with him but...
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Come to my place. Break all the rules.  What makes you think I haven’t already? You really have no clue who I am do you? That’s true, my pillow talk doesn’t usually include, ‘So tell me, are you the lovely lady who stalks me and my friends to post our actions online? Because not only are you...
Apr 19th
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Archibald, the second my hand heals i'm going to...
scandalstartswithsutton: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe.  For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night …What happened?  Oh poor little Sutton you didn’t know that Little J and Adam had sex. Guess you choose the wrong guy.
Apr 19th
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Archibald, the second my hand heals i'm going to...
little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe.  For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night Fuck off GG. Saying I love him doesn’t mean i’m chasing him.  Yeah, but running into a field after him does, the same field Archie and Baby...
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: Come to my place. Break all the rules.  What makes you think I haven’t already? You really have no clue who I am do you? That’s true, my pillow talk doesn’t usually include, ‘So tell me, are you the lovely lady who stalks me and my friends to post our actions online? Because not only are you sneaky, but you’re great in the sack!’ ...
Apr 19th
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Archibald, the second my hand heals i'm going to...
entitledtotapthat: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe.  For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night What? You heard me Archie. 
Apr 19th
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Archibald, the second my hand heals i'm going to...
little-jh: youareneversafe: little-jh: I love you, please stay safe.  For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night Fuck off GG. Saying I love him doesn’t mean i’m chasing him.  Yeah, but running into a field after him does, the same field Archie and Baby Mama were in when they were locking...
Apr 19th
9 notes
Archibald, the second my hand heals i'm going to...
little-jh: I love you, please stay safe.  For godsake Little J. Go get a new man, he obviously got a new girl. Or maybe you already have i heard you and Adam had some fun the other night
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: According to Blair that’s my base state really. But no, actually, technically, my nose is clean this time. I’m just…  Bring it on St.James i am always up for a unfair game Come to my place. Break all the rules.  What makes you think i haven’t already? You really have no clue who i am do you?
Apr 19th
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St. James: Hey Gossip Girl →
youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: It’s a surprise to see you. Hello there, St Badboy, broken any rules lately? According to Blair that’s my base state really. But no, actually, technically, my nose is clean this time. I’m just…  Bring it on St.James i am always up for a unfair game
Apr 19th
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You forget, I am always watching.
entitledtotapthat: youareneversafe: You know you love me, xoxo Gossip Girl. Guys hide me.  You can never hide Archie.
Apr 19th
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Hey Gossip Girl
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: devilish-st-james: It’s a surprise to see you. Hello there, St Badboy, broken any rules lately? According to Blair that’s my base state really. But no, actually, technically, my nose is clean this time. I’m just living life. But, I’d always be willing to break a few rules with you…  Well if you are willing. I am always happy when i get new...
Apr 19th
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Hey Gossip Girl
devilish-st-james: It’s a surprise to see you. Hello there, St Badboy, broken any rules lately?
Apr 19th
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You forget, I am always watching.
You know you love me, xoxo Gossip Girl.
Apr 19th
ooc: Does anyone have an idea on how Blair will be...
devilish-st-james: youareneversafe: queenboftheuppereastside: quarterbackfinnhudson: ooc: ask gossip girl ooc: No, I mean. Something like, Blair finds out first hand and send the tip to gossip girl  ooc: dude even i am confused now…whaaat? ooc: Gossip Girl coming out of fucking nowhere and commenting legitimately scares me. Has she been sitting and watching this whole time?!?! Kudos...
Apr 19th
ooc: Does anyone have an idea on how Blair will be...
queenboftheuppereastside: quarterbackfinnhudson: ooc: ask gossip girl ooc: No, I mean. Something like, Blair finds out first hand and send the tip to gossip girl  ooc: dude even i am confused now…whaaat?
Apr 19th
Spotted.
B and S in a huge cat fight. Back to our old ways ladies? I thought so. I hope you readied your popcorn Upper East Side. Looks like this fight would take longer than we expected. You know you love me, xoxo Gossip Girl
Apr 17th
HELLO UPPER EAST SIDERS
Seems Jenny Humphrey went to a ball, and had a great fall. But how you ask? Seems an evening of dancing and drinks ended badly when, rumour has it, she was attacked and almost raped. But the Black Knight Bass saved her instead of her regular Prince Archie. Why? Seem’s they broke it off earlier that evening, leaving Archie to console himself with none other than Baby Mama. Three men and...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
DID YOU MISS ME UPPER EAST SIDERS?
There seems to be a lot of new people arriving on the Upper East Side lately, so let me fill you in. Firstly we welcome Adam Silverman., It seems our resident St. Bad Boy may have something to worry about, like his title. He was spotted with not only Little J, but Queen B and Dumbo. Seem’s he’s made it on to the football team, and secured a place with royalty. What next? And the...
Apr 16th
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Spotted...
St Badboy and Sutton in a lip lock. Seems like our father to be has moved on quickly, leaving a broken hearted Baby Mama behind.  You know you love me, xoxo Gossip Girl.
Apr 16th
Let the Games begin...
I thought Baby Mama’s ideas about the Glee Club were officially dead. Lucky for her our Little Princess, Little J, came up with the idea of a duet competition. And I hear that everyone is joining, except our Queen B. Considering her history with singing, she doesn’t want to compete with them. We all know that Queen B doesn’t sit out on a challenge, but why sit out on this one B? ...
Apr 14th
Anonymous asked: Looks like the bromantic balance is restored in the UES. And Finn and Jesse aren't fighting over a girl? Will wonders never cease!
Apr 14th