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Hey Upper East Siders.
You didn’t think I would miss the opportunity to dig up some dirt on all of you, right? Looks like we’re all locked up together. Thanks to our saintly St. James, Marie St. James we’re all here, ready to create and reveal scandals never heard on the Upper East Side itself. This is going to be one hell of a cruise. I hope you enjoy it. I know I will.
You know you love me,
xoxo
Gossip Girl
“I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited.”
I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited.
I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited.
I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited.
I feel his feelings may forever remain unrequited.
‘Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry… Fuck it.’
Maybe I need to rename you, you might not be so bad after all.
what are your ships gossip girl?
I ship everyone and drama. I live off it, and this bunch we have here seem to want to keep me alive for a long time.
Hey GG, did you get yours?
Ever wanted to get away? Needed some time for relaxation? Wanted to enjoy some cold drink by the beach and work on your tan? Well congratulations! You've been given an all-expenses paid two week cruise to the Caribbean from an anonymous donor! Pack your bags, the ship sails in two days time! Please print out the ticket below and we'll see you on deck!
It simply would not be a cruise without me.
Another war, Upper East Siders?
According to my source, there is another war brewing between none other than our own Prom Queen J, and Harlot Queen B. Rumour has it they’re fighting over the fact B lost her crown to a Brooklynite, and the harsh words she exchanged with Baby Mama Gold Star, over the loss of her baby. Little tasteless, eh B? We heard Basstard refused to help B gather information about Little J for her. Looks like your just shoving the support to your rival, B. Who are you showing your support for, and who do you think will come out victorious?
Saddle up Upper East Siders, this war is going to be a wild one.
You know you love me.
XOXO
Gossip Girl
